I hereby nominate Cartman for president. He is certain to have a higher following than any other candidate making it a definite win. That’s not all, there are numerous ways that Cartman would be the best choice. Let me explain why Cartman should be the new US President.

He is tough on crime. Cartman has taken on the mafia, child molesters and is always available to stop crime where it happens. If you want a crime free America then you must say yes to Cartman.

Cartman is always ready for war whenever and wherever it happens. He has taken on Mongolians and Aliens. Cartman is also dedicated to staying up to date on strategy through World of Warcraft simulations.

Cartman supports a drug free nation. He has spent countless hours trying to prevent towelie from being overtaken by drug abuse and took an active role in towelies intervention. Not only did Cartman take an active role with Towelies intervention he also played a part in saving the town when everyone one by one became addicted to cheesing cat pee.

If you’re looking for a solid candidate that can become the president that America needs then look no further. Cartman can make this country crime free, he can finally win the war on drugs and he is more than capable of protecting the United States. He is willing and able to go to battle when it’s necessary and strategic enough to get in and get out. If you want a safe and drug free America vote for Eric Cartman.