I was looking at the seemingly endless supply of purchases South Park based collectibles and was rather surprised to find so many. I don’t know why I was surprised considering the popularity of the show among a rather large age range. After a great deal of consideration I have selected the coolest and certainly the most sought after South Park collectibles.

The Best is a talking Towelie. Unfortunately, I am not alone in this, therefore every place that has him listed also has him sold out. I’m guessing that the only way to find Towelie is to try out ebay, though personally I really dislike ebay.

The runner up would have to be a talking Mr. Hankey, which also happens to be a bobble head. I’m not usually big on bobble heads, although the fact that it’s Mr. Hankey makes up for the whole bobble head thing. Oddly this one is also sold out, I guess you just have to act fast and buy them right when they get released.

The third place South Park collectible is Terrance and Phillip with grayish fart gas shooting out of their butts. These guys actually come in a set and amazingly aren’t sold out. They’re not immediately available, however they can be preordered.

If I can only find a site that will allow me to preorder Mr. Hankey and Towelie I’ll be set. Of course I’ll need the other South Park characters as well, though that certainly isn’t a problem, since the main characters are more readily available. I haven’t checked on Chef and I could see where he just might be a problem too.