Best Six South Park Clips From Season 8, Part Six: “Blood Orgy

Where they got the idea for this crazy episode we will never know, but we are sure glad that they made it. Woodland Critters are the theme, an imaginary story that is narrated by one Eric Cartman as he reads his holiday story to the class. Kyle, of course, is the main character in the story, and has no Christmas to celebrate because he is Jewish. Without a doubt, this is the best and the most offensive episode in season eight. So it makes perfect sense that we choose it to be featured as our pick for the number clip, as we round out our look back at season eight.

Kyle Versus Cartman: The Never Ending Battle
This episode classically portrays the ongoing feuding between main characters Kyle and Cartman. Both of these kids hate each other for their own sets of good reasons. In this episode, like many others that depict them battling it out over morals and beliefs, Cartman places Kyle as a character in his story and makes him out to be a covetous Jew. Not surprisingly, at the end of the story, Cartman makes Kyle die from aids, after birthing the antichrist out from his ass, following an abortion by lion cubs.

Cartman’s Sick and Twisted Christmas Story
A Christmas adventure like none other, this story involves Stan, Kyle, Jesus, Santa, some lion cubs, a bunch of cute Woodland Critters and of course, the devil. When cuddly cute creatures that are spawns of the devil try to bring the antichrist to earth, Kyle must stop them…only he doesn’t realize that his body is going to be the birthing vessel of the antichrist. If you ever watch one episode of South Park, make certain you watch, “Woodland Critter Christmas.”

Enjoy the Best Clip from Season Eight: “Blood Orgy”
Now, if you are ready for it, we are proud to present the best clip from season eight, and boy does this one truly take the cake. This clip emanates from what is, perhaps, the most notorious South Park episode of all time, “Woodland Critter Christmas.” A group of cute and furry woodland critters has convinced Stan that they need his help to bring the son of God down to earth. When indeed, they are actually pawns of the devil. Once Stan realizes that they are trying to birth the antichrist he freaks out. Meanwhile, the critters sacrifice their rabbit friend to the devil, eat his insides and drink his blood, followed by a gruesome blood orgy. Hold on to your tummy…this clip is dementedly hilarious.