Best Six South Park Clips From Season 9, Part Six: “Anal Miracle”

If you have never seen this episode (Bloody Mary) then you have missed out on what is quite possibly one of the more notorious (there are too many to single out just one) episodes of South Park ever! The ninth season of this show really brought out some religious sarcasm from the dynamic duo that is Trey Park and Matt Stone, and this episode in particular demonstrates that they knew they could get away with a whole lot more once their 9th season was well underway. For part six, there is only one episode and one clip that can meet the challenge of best clip from season nine: “Anal Miracle” from the episode, “Bloody Mary.”

Season 9 Pokes fun at Catholics, Scientologists, Ginger Kids…Everybody
Speaking of bagging on Catholics – Parker and Stone love to beat up all organized religions and secular groups – this season also dashes Scientologists in the episode called, “Trapped in the Closet.” They don’t just stop there either, they bash Tom Cruise, R Kelly, Nicole Kidman and John Travolta as well. The best part about South Park is that they are not afraid to make fun of anyone or anything, anywhere…all for your comedic enjoyment of course!

Stan’s Dad Gets Another Feature Episode, Starts Becoming Show Staple
Season nine also began the continuing trend of featuring episodes that were centered on Stan’s dad, Randy. Because of his stupid, crazy antics and illogical reasoning and delusions, Randy makes the ideal adult South Park character for a lead in an episode. In this episode, Randy becomes an alcoholic and has to join AA (Alcoholics Anonymous) for treatment following a court order stemming from a DUI (driving under the influence) arrest. When he hears that a miraculous statue of Mother Mary is anally bleeding miracle blood, he embarks on a quest to get cured by God.

One of the Funniest, Most Offensive South Park Clips Ever, ‘Anal Miracle’ (Below)
Finally, what you have all been really waiting for: the top pick from season 9 for the best, most hilarious and offensive clip in the season: ‘Anal Miracle.’ This clip shows a priest discovering that a carved stone statue of Mother Mary has truly started doing something that only the lamb of God could purport: bleeding uncontrollably from her ass. I am not sure which is funnier, Mary anally bleeding, or the blood-covered face of the catholic priest that discovers this so-called miracle.