Six more of the greatest clips from South Park seasons are coming your way. This time we have finally made it to the ninth season, one of the funniest seasons that the show has to offer. We found it hard to pick only six episodes to pull best-of clips from because this season is literally great all the way around. But, nonetheless, we can only provide you with the top six clips from each season. With that in mind, we give you our first pick from season nine, in an episode that was called, “Mr. Garrison’s Fancy New Vagina.”

Tom’s Rhinoplasty Makes Big Bucks in This Episode
The only plastic surgery office in the town of South Park, Tom’s Rhinoplasty, rakes in the dough in this episode. First Mr. Garrison has a Vagainaplasty. Then Kyle gets a negroplasty so he can be black, tall and nimble, and play basketball. Finally, Kyle’s dad gets a dolphinplasty so he can be like the fish that he has loved since childhood. In the end, however, it all goes awry. Everybody but Ms. Garrison reverts back to their normal selves. Interesting note: this, I believe, was only the second time they ever featured Tom’s Rhinoplasty in an episode of South Park.

Mr. Garrison is at it Again, On-Stride to Become: Ms. Garrison
First he is gay. Then he is a child molester (Episode: Cartman Joins NAMBLA). Finally he decides that he has really been a woman this whole time and never realized it. We can only be talking about the most screwed up elementary school teacher in the world: Mr. Garrison. Who after this episode would be known as Ms. Garrison all the way through season twelve, when he has a penis reattached and becomes a man once more.

Watch the “Vagainaplasty” Clip Now and Laugh Your Buns Off (Reverse Pun Intended)
If you ever thought that you could never make it through a clip in South Park without chucking your lunch all over the dinner table, this one is just for you. Warning, this clip is not for the faint of heart. If you get queasy easily, then you had better not watch this clip. We are not responsible for puke stains on your white shirt or blouse mind you. Seriously, however, this clip features real footage from a male to female sex change operation, coupled with hilarious and animated South Park portions.