If you never caught one of the more recent – and pretty freaking funny – episodes of South Park from the current thirteenth season called, “Purity Ring,” then you are missing out big time! Especially if you are as sick of hearing about the Jonas Brothers, Disney and all of their shenanigans as I am! Basically, the episode makes fun of Disney for selling out the Jonas Brothers under the guises of purity, when indeed they are simply using them as a platform to legitimately sell sex to underage girls in efforts to realize huge net profits.
Thank Goodness Somebody Finally Makes Fun of the Jonas Bros.
If you ask me: it is high time that somebody finally called out the Jonas Brothers and Disney for the frauds that they are. As I commonly and not so fondly refer to this group as: Hanson 2. And, when they are gone, do you think it will be even one month before another underage super group replaces them? I think not…that wouldn’t be in the best interests of net dollars and revenue for Disney. Similarly, their target market is short lived as well, meaning that all of those little girls will also grow up someday and lose interest in this bubble gum pop crap they are dispensing for the world to listen to.
Why Does Kenny Always Die?
I have always wondered this question, but not really doubted the sincerity of it! Basically, Kenny always dies to add something more to the show. They overplay his death, but then in some episodes he gets sick and dies slowly and the boys are all upset about it. Kenny dying frequently has really become a staple of this show. They finally embraced this ideology once more in this newer season—which seems like Trey Parker and Matt Stone are veering more towards their original roots than they have in a few seasons.
Kenny Dies Again (is this the 56th time now?)
What you have all been waiting for, the illustrious clip imbedding from Southparkstudios.com! This time it’s called “Another Funeral for Kenny.” When Kenny finally gets oral sex from his girlfriend, after she discards her Jonas Brothers Purity Ring, he dies from an infection post-BJ. Even though Cartman warned him that oral sex was dangerous because of diseases, Kenny just could not help himself; hilarious!

