If you were to meet a real life Eric Cartman in person, you would say, wow this one screwed up little boy! Thankfully he only exists in the TV show South Park, where his arrogance and retardation get him into all sorts of trouble, most often harmful to himself and others. But, for the sake of the show and comedy, thank goodness that Cartman exists because otherwise who would take the place of the diabolical idiot that is quaintly and frequently featured as the lead character in many episodes of South Park.

Cartman always ends up screwing himself!
The best part about Cartman is he quite often ends up screwing himself by his antics. In the fourth season, during this episode, “Cartman Joins NAMBLA,” he decides that he is far too mature for the other guys and heads online to meet mature men. Little does he know that they mean to have their way with his fragile person! And by chance, Cartman ends up becoming the poster child for a molester organization know as NAMBLA!

Confusing Maturity with Child Molesters
Only Eric Cartman would be as stupid as to confuse hanging out with mature men who had his best interests at heart with those of the conniving child molester he ends up keeping company with in this funny episode. If you have never heard of NAMBLA, it is actually a real organization that believes that men have the right to have sex with little boys. Yeah, totally screwed up—making it the perfect stomping ground for South Park to lay their hands on. And boy, do they really tell the perfect tale when it comes to seriously bashing these sick freaks of nature!

Cartman Becomes the Poster Child for the North American Man-Boy-Love Association!
In this clip called “A Poster Child” Cartman joins up with the North American Man-Boy-Love Association and decides that he will help them recruit other unknowing little boys to help further their cause! Little does he know that they intend on molesting all of his friends. He takes some scantily clad photos for the men and tells all of his friends, with the exception of Kyle, so that he can prove that he is more mature than him. Once the boys realize that the men intend on having sex with them, a glorious montage of hilarity is unveiled!