April 2009

  • Best Six Clips From Season 11 Part Five: “Dyke Fight”

    By Michael Jon Lazar on 4/29/09 8:18pm
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    Nearing the end of our favored clips from one of the better seasons of South Park to air in a while, Season 11, we come to the final two clips from this particular season. As per the norm here (if you read the best of clips from Season 12), we like to save the best for last; who doesn’t? With that notion in mind, we have two more hilarious clips in store for you that will make you snot out of your nose because they are so funny, and offensive. This clip we have saved for next to last because it features Mr. Garrison as a sex-changed woman who has somehow managed to become a lesbian. And, this episode in particular also makes fun of the movie, “300.”

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  • Best Six Clips From Season 11 Part Six: “You Can’t Say That on Television!”

    By Michael Jon Lazar on 4/29/09 8:18pm
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    Finally, it seems that we have reached the best clip from Season 11, the sixth and final clip that we will bestow upon all of you great readers in this series. And did you think that we would not save the best for last? Of course we did! The episode called, “You Can’t Say That on Television!” was perhaps the most offensive episode ever to be created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone in the sense that it uses the n-word about a hundred times, but because it uses that word out of context, and is actually refereeing to Randy (another episode about Stan’s dad), they get away with it. Not only do they get away with it, they are lauded by the black community somehow?

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  • Best Six Clips From Season 11 Part Four: “Rabbit Stew"

    By Michael Jon Lazar on 4/28/09 8:17pm
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    If you read the last post on the best clips from South Park’s awesome Season 11, then you already know that we talked about the episode, “Lice Capades.” So this time – and in the tradition of South Park’s comedic flare – we are going to focus on something truly offensive to millions of people around the world: Catholicism. The show loves poking fun at all religions, and typically – as we saw in the episode called, “All About Mormons” – they will flash a bright sign stating that this is actually what – pick your religion – believes. This episode varied in the sense that they bashed Catholics to the fullest extent, but refrained from an onscreen banner augmenting their roasting.

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  • Best Six Clips From Season 11 Part Three: “Lice Genocide”

    By Michael Jon Lazar on 4/28/09 8:16pm
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    As we continue if our backwards moving series of the best clips from South Park, we near the halfway mark for the best six clips from the illustrious and hilarious, the one and only: Season 11. This season truly marked a transition for the show…where they began to center more episodes around Randy Marsh (Stan’s dad) and kept up with the status quota of making many episodes that star Eric Cartman—the devious little fat kid. But, Season 11 also poked fun at Christians, Easter, The Pope, Jesus, Lice and Terrorists…what will they make fun of next?

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  • Best Six Clips from Season 11 Part Two: “Al Gore Finds Man-Bear-Pig”

    By Michael Jon Lazar on 4/27/09 4:27pm
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    We are now on to the second portion of our ongoing best-of clips from every season of South Park! As we continue to progress through the seasons we will bring you what we deem the six best clips from each season of this great show, and then moving backwards until we have reached the pivotal first season. So remember to bookmark these posts, as they will have some of best of the best South Park clips in them of all time!

    Cartman Wants Kyle to Suck His Balls!
    The best part of this trilogy is the bet between Cartman and Kyle. In the very first episode Cartman bets Kyle that leprechauns are real. If he can prove it, Kyle has to suck his balls. If he can’t, then he owes Kyle ten bucks. Of course, after setting up and staking out in the woods, along comes an actual leprechaun. When Kyle is faced with the prospect of having to suck on Eric Cartman’s scrotum, things turn ugly really fast. Prompting Cartman to get a court order that Kyle must suck his balls within twenty four hours or face jail time!

    Man-Bear-Pig Becomes Real

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  • Best Six Clips from Season 11 Part One: “Let Us In!”

    By Michael Jon Lazar on 4/27/09 4:17pm
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    Back to the reviewing of the very best clips of the very best seasons of South Park. Since season 13 is well underway, but is only halfway through so far, we are going to move backwards through the seasons chronologically until we have reviewed the best six clips from all 12 seasons of South Park. We have already gone through season 12, which was a real hoot. But now it is time to move on to the ever so lauded and amazing eleventh season of South Park. A comedic offering for the masses that will be hard for them to top, as this season was one of the better ones to-date.

    Randy Marsh Becoming a Staple
    I believe that season 11 was really the season where Randy Marsh (Stan’s dad) started becoming more featured in episodes. As opposed to episodes merely centering on the boys and their doings, they decided to include the happenings of Randy. This notion actually proved to work greatly in their favor, and since then, Randy has been featured in numerous and hilarious episodes.

    Why this Episode Rocked

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  • Mid Season Overview: What Will They do Next?

    By Michael Jon Lazar on 4/24/09 1:04pm
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    The end of the first half of Season Thirteen of South Park is most certainly upon us (sob). And as we anticipate and look forwards to the next half of this season, at least we can say that there are seven episodes to watch reruns of in the meantime. So, let’s take a brief look back at the newest episodes of South Park and see what the next half of the season holds in store for us!

    The Ring
    This was a decent opening episode that poked fun at Mickey Mouse, Disney and especially The Jonas Brothers. Centering on purity rings, selling sex through music to kids and of course, Kenny dying again from getting oral sex!

    The Coon
    After the ‘Dark Night’ movie hit, could you be any less surprised that they would poke fun at all of the recent slurry of comic book based movies on this show? Me either! This episode was funny and pits Cartman as a superhero against another masked hero.

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  • Cartman Tries to Become Hitler! (“The Passion of the Jew”)

    By Michael Jon Lazar on 4/24/09 12:54pm
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    It seems that there will never be a person that is free of the bantering and roasting that only South Park can truly provide. Mel Gibson is just an easy target anyways. He is racist. He is anti-Semitic and he has a drinking problem. After the movie “The Passion of the Christ” where Gibson makes out the Jews to be the worst people on the planet earth, and then followed that up with drunken tirade publicly…can you really blame South Park for bashing him as they did in the hit episode, “The Passion of the Jew?” Me either, and if you ask me, Gibson had it coming, he really did!

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  • South Park’s Mid-Season Finale: ‘Fatbeard’ Instant Hit!

    By Michael Jon Lazar on 4/23/09 5:50pm
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    Leave to Trey Parker and Matt Stone to offer us a timeless South Park hit for the ages nearly every single time that they hit the mid-season finale of their awesome show that has really forged its place in stone and in comedic history on Comedy Central’s network! Much like Fox has Family Guy or American Dad, South Park is totally Comedy Centrals baby…and one has a good mind to think that they will never let something this good ever go.

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  • Cartman to be a Pirate Leader in Tonight’s Mid-Season Finale (4/22/09)

    By Michael Jon Lazar on 4/22/09 5:53pm
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    If you have been waiting as long as I have for the mid-season finale of South Park to finally commence, then tonight is the night people! That’s right! You see, this show has become so rampantly popular that the makers of the show – Trey Parker and Matt Stone – as well as the network, Comedy Central, have decided in recent seasons to actually split the show up over the year. This means that you get around six episodes from March to May…then you get six new episodes again from September through December. A cool idea, but still, it sucks having to wait for it to be spaced out like that. Anyways, tonight, Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009, is the night for the mid-season finale, which means that they will pull out all stops to make us laugh and cry (yay)!

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  • Newer Episode of South Park Bodes Another Funeral for Kenny

    By Michael Jon Lazar on 4/22/09 5:41pm
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    If you never caught one of the more recent – and pretty freaking funny – episodes of South Park from the current thirteenth season called, “Purity Ring,” then you are missing out big time! Especially if you are as sick of hearing about the Jonas Brothers, Disney and all of their shenanigans as I am! Basically, the episode makes fun of Disney for selling out the Jonas Brothers under the guises of purity, when indeed they are simply using them as a platform to legitimately sell sex to underage girls in efforts to realize huge net profits.

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  • Are You a Gay Fish?

    By Michael Jon Lazar on 4/21/09 6:43pm
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    tddhtddhLet me ask you a serious question that even Kanye West (according to South Park) does not get. Are you a gay fish? What precedes that question is this one: do you like fish sticks? So, what’s the joke? When you say, “Do you like fish sticks,” it can sound like you are actually saying ‘fish dicks.’ So, if I insist because you do that you are a gay fish, then you will understand the lame humor behind a whole episode.

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  • Newest South Park Episode “Pinewood Derby” Offers Unconventional Laughs

    By Michael Jon Lazar on 4/21/09 6:33pm
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    Rarely do you see these outlandish episodes of South Park that are not really related to any happenings in the recent news. But, every so once in a while they will tend to stray from the status quota and actually render an off the wall and very goofy episode, as was seen in last week’s “Pinewood Derby.” In so many words, the episode has nothing really much to do with popular culture.

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  • Best 6 Clips from Season 12! (Part Six) Major Boobage: “Really, Really High, M’Kay!”

    By Michael Jon Lazar on 4/15/09 5:05pm
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    Saving the best for last, this final part of our look at season 12’s best clips ever is astoundingly awesome! When the kids in the town find out that they can get high from snorting cat urine (or cheesing as they like to call it) the town of South Park bans cats. But Kenny becomes addicted too fast and loves getting high. Each time that he does, he is transported to a world of boobs and hot women. While the boys worry about Kenny, Cartman is busy trying to hide out cats in his attic, like Anne Franke!

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  • Best 6 Clips from Season 12! (Part Five) Pandemic 2 The Startling: “Guinea Rats!”

    By Michael Jon Lazar on 4/15/09 4:55pm
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    We are finally down to the last two of our picks for funniest clips of season 12 of South Park. We have saved from pretty freaking funny clips for out top two picks. But, make sure that you go back and read the other posts from this series, as they offer some really great laughs for all. And, be sure that you comment to us on other clips that you would like to see. If we can find them on Southparkstudios.com, we will certainly post them up and babble about them for your reading enjoyment.

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  • Best 6 Clips from Season 12! (Part Four) Breast Cancer Show Ever: “Eat My Underwear”

    By Michael Jon Lazar on 4/15/09 4:46pm
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    If you missed one of the funniest episodes from season 12, “Breast Cancer Show Ever,” then you have seriously missed out my friends, as we enter into the fourth part of this short, six part series. A series that will bring to light our picks of the best six clips from the twelfth season of South Park, and this episode easily makes our top three! Imagine what would happen is anybody in the show ever had the balls (or in this case ovaries) to stand up to the uncouth manipulations of one Eric Cartman?

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  • Best 6 Clips from Season 12! (Part Three) Overlogging: “Internet Porn Simulator”

    By Michael Jon Lazar on 4/15/09 4:36pm
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    What would ever happen if the world was to run out of internet? Would people go crazy? Would there be massive chaos? Well this must have been what was running through the minds of Trey Parker and Matt Stone when they wrote the script for this classic episode in season 12, “Overlogging.” This episode easily makes our top pick for one of the more memorable episodes of the 12th season because it offers some drop down laughs and because the plot is so hysterical.

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  • Best 6 Clips from Season 12! (Part Two) The Ungroundable: “Did you Get Gay?”

    By Michael Jon Lazar on 4/15/09 4:27pm
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    This episode was a great watch! In the early part of it, Butters comes clambering into the computer lab warning the others that vampires are infesting South Park Elementary School. They ignore his warnings and later on in the episode Butters is turned into a slave of the darkness by changing his wardrobe at Hot Topic and drinking Clamato juice.

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  • Best 6 Clips from Season 12! (Part One) Super Phun Tyme: “Sheriff McLawdog is Dead!”

    By Michael Jon Lazar on 4/15/09 4:18pm
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    A brand new series on Southparktalk.com is about to be revealed to all of you South Park loving folks abroad: The Best Six Clips from Each Season! In this series we will take a brief look back in time at all of the seasons of South Park to date – all twelve current ones. And when Season 13 is finished, we will add this season to our entourage. Typically there are twelve to fourteen episodes per season, and generally speaking, it is safe to say that about half of those episodes are the really, really good ones!

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  • Best 6 Clips from Season 12! (Part One) Super Phun Tyme: “Sheriff McLawdog is Dead!”

    By Michael Jon Lazar on 4/15/09 4:18pm
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    A brand new series on Southparktalk.com is about to be revealed to all of you South Park loving folks abroad: The Best Six Clips from Each Season! In this series we will take a brief look back in time at all of the seasons of South Park to date – all twelve current ones. And when Season 13 is finished, we will add this season to our entourage. Typically there are twelve to fourteen episodes per season, and generally speaking, it is safe to say that about half of those episodes are the really, really good ones!

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  • The Arrogance, Stupidity and Hilarity of one Eric Cartman!

    By Michael Jon Lazar on 4/13/09 7:20pm
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    If you were to meet a real life Eric Cartman in person, you would say, wow this one screwed up little boy! Thankfully he only exists in the TV show South Park, where his arrogance and retardation get him into all sorts of trouble, most often harmful to himself and others. But, for the sake of the show and comedy, thank goodness that Cartman exists because otherwise who would take the place of the diabolical idiot that is quaintly and frequently featured as the lead character in many episodes of South Park.

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  • The Boys Trip Balls on Cough Syrup to Keep their Sexy Action School News Team Intact

    By Michael Jon Lazar on 4/13/09 6:50pm
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    If you ever thought about one of the most memorable episodes from the eighth season of South Park, if you ask me, it would easily be “Quest for Ratings.” An episode that pokes fun at race, popular culture and drug abuse. All wrapped up nicely under the disguise of a school news team that is formed when the boys have to come with a show idea for their theatre technical class, even though they are only eight years old!

    Why Season 8 Rocked!

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  • Do you Like Fish Sticks (Fish Dicks?) – New Episode of South Park Disappoints!

    By Michael Jon Lazar on 4/13/09 6:36pm
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    What if the funniest show in the world created the lamest joke that you ever heard of? Then they decided that the lame joke was indeed actually funny, somehow? After that they went out of their way to make the most lackluster episode ever created in nearly the entire history of the show—one that centered around a joke that would not even make a second grader laugh or emit a noticeable chuckle?

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  • Season 13’s “Margaritaville” Mocks the Economy, Bailout & Morals of Christianity!

    By Michael Jon Lazar on 4/13/09 6:20pm
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    If you missed one of the latest episodes in Season 13’s hilarious debut of the hit Comedy Central show, South Park, no worries, I didn’t! I think that Trey Parker and Matt Stone (the creators of the show) decided that enough was enough, and that it was finally time to for the show to go somewhere it had never ventured prior: talking about the current disarray of the worldwide, global economy! If you ask me, I am quite surprised that they never did this in the past season, but then again, I am not they!

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  • New Episode of South Park Offers Unforeseen Laughs for All!

    By Michael Jon Lazar on 4/13/09 6:08pm
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    martahmartahJust when you thought the guys over at the show South Park had done nearly everything that they could to offend and disgust the world afar, guess again! This time they clearly demonstrate why the show has remained a top viewer program on Comedy Central over the years as it embarks upon yet another timelessly classic episode for the ages—one that will leave you red in the face and covered with tears when you have had a chance to fully digest its numerous comedic offerings!

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